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- If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame
- Throw out non-essential numbers. This includes age, weight and height.
- Once over the hill, you pick up speed
- He who hesitates is probably right
- If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
- If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
- A penny saved is a government oversight
- I can resist anything but temptation.
- Sometimes you’re the bug, and sometimes you’re the windshield.
- Looking for a helping hand? There’s one on your arm.
- No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
- Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
- You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
- Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
- If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just have to be a horrible warning - Catherine Aird
- Bad spellers of the world untie.
- I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.
- Life is Uncertain... Eat dessert first!
- A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on - French Proverb
- I’m in shape. Round’s a shape, isn’t it?
- If the shoe fits, buy it - Imelda Marcos
- It is bad luck to be superstitious
- An enemy will agree, but a friend will argue. - Russian Proverb
- Things are more like they used to be than they are now.
- Red meat is not bad for you Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
- Always be sincere, even if you don’t mean it
- BE ALERT! ...The world needs more lerts.
- Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows. - Jennifer Unlimited
- A rumour goes in one ear and out many mouths. - Chinese proverb
- Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
- Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious.
- I’ve discovered that I often visit the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well.
- Santa’s elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
- We spent our whole youth to obtain wealth and our whole wealth to obtain youth.
- An optimist believes we live in the best of all worlds.
A pessimist fears this is true.
- Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
- Arthur C. Clarke
- In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes."
- Benjamin Franklin
- The defining function of the artist is to cherish consciousness
- Max Eastman
- Bicycles are almost as good as guitars for meeting girls - Bob Weir
- I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss
- It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are
- Clive James
- "A dog wags its tail with its heart."
- Martin Buxbaum
- A synonym is a word you use in place of one you can't spell
- Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep
- Efficiency is intelligent laziness - David Dunham
- Discipline without freedom is tyranny.
Freedom without discipline is chaos - Cullen Hightower
- I've to say NO to the good so I can say YES to the best
- Hating someone is like burning down your house to get rid of a rat
- But the lies we live will always be confessed in the stories that we tell - Orson Scott Card
- There are no substitutes for fresh air, sunshine and exercise
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